Friday, January 29, 2010

The Number Is 1

For the last 11 years of my life I have been able to dip and dive though any school commitment with the consequence being simply a bad report because of little effort, And now it seems like that will all come to the end. Fuck not living well, pushing myself into the corner is the last thing I want to-do but living like a child a few more years just sounds so appealing.

I shaved my head today, no one likes it and neither do I. I'd be lying if I said I did. The first thought that seemed to come to Kall's mind is that woman will definitely not be swimming down the river near me anytime soon, Little does he know that the whole valley dried up a long time ago. Although that never bothered me, I never really liked swimming anyway.

I still can't write ill think I'll leave you for a few more days, weeks I hate blabbering.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Ow boyo,

I can’t actually wait to ride my kangaroo down to the foreshore tomorrow with my best footy shorts on, wearing my Australia flag around my neck, VB in hand.
Life Is Good.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wu vs Beatles?

"I took the Beatals and the Wu tang Clan and all that put together, I just made it one thing man and, Its just. It worked."

Click To Download!!!!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


I keep slipping into this weird delirium like state of mind; sometimes I don’t think it’s even that, just finding something enjoyable seems almost imposable. Instead of trying to find something I just watch and be a by standee because its just easier that way. Boil my agitation in the pot and watch it stew.

When I'm walking around my own neighbour hood most hated springs to mind. Everything seems to be screaming at me that I have something not so friendly coming my way and that I'm sure of, trust me no reminders are needed anymore.

I'm not sure if it is the best thing that is happening to me or the worst ether way I'm not stopping. This time they are chasing the wrong dog as the rat walks behind them.

Rattraps do go snap.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Friday, January 8, 2010

to all ma single ladies

My sister and I where sitting down in a quiet, dim lit room and pondered on the advantages of having the male genetilia. Thats right, the succulent penis.

1. The art of Turkey Slapping! Waking up your best girlfriends with a good old slap on the gob. Wouldn't that be joyous?
2. Public displays of urination, No one wants to see a muff on the drive down to bunbury. Except for maybe men, but this is from a womans perspective.
3. Peeing in urinary troughs
4. Being able to shove it in a trumbone like on american pie
5. I would personally tie things off it and swing them around, but that ones not for everyone.
6. Being able to remove our ribs so we could give head to our beloved penis'
7. Flopping it out
8. Having someone else tell you what you do and don't like
9. Make little faces on the end of it :)
10. Doing the Mangina

Don't you all wish you had that special someone in your life.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

My apologies

I havent written for ages due to no internet connection in the recently moved into house. The place where i get in trouble for leaving the lights on, not locking doors, not being able to put blue tack on my walls, not cleaning up crumbs on the floor, eating mums boyfriends food and my personal favourite after sitting on the couch I was asked to come back and straighten it out again!
I see Mums boyfriend and I are not going to get along.

Yay for Green curry!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Here we go

Please stop these petty attempts to start some drama and get 5 minutes fame its simply pathetic, have you learnt nothing after nictamere served you on a silver platter?

Sunday, January 3, 2010