Monday, September 28, 2009


I think ill keep it simple for every ones sake, and just revert back to song lyrics so everyone can enjoy.

Anger he smiles, towering in shiny metallic purple armour
Queen jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground

Blue are the life-giving waters taken for granted,
They quietly understand
Once happy turquoise armies lay opposite ready,
But wonder why the fight is on

But theyre all bold as love, yes, theyre all bold as love
Yeah, theyre all bold as love
Just ask the axis

My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
Ribbons of euphoria
Orange is young, full of daring,
But very unsteady for the first go round
My yellow in this case is not so mellow
In fact Im trying to say its frigthened like me
And all these emotions of mine keep holding me from, eh,
Giving my life to a rainbow like you
But, Im eh , yeah, Im bold as love
Yeah, yeah
Well Im bold, bold as love (hear me talking, girl)
Im bold as love
Just ask the axis (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

For All You

You Rugged rhymsters, crooked crimesters, dime droppers ect ect, planning to jump Parklife this weekend, here is what you are up for....

Ow and the many guards...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Just a few

Shots iv snapped up, thought I might share. Being playing around with Photoshop CS4 a fair bit so please excuse the over editing on some...


Monday, September 21, 2009


What started off a lovely ride to bike polo in Subiaco turned into a trip to the emergency department and Lam being left with a half soccer ball bulging out of his head and being told he need to go to another hospital. With a hour spend sitting in the waiting room with Lam bleeding everywhere I was able to point out a few things that maybe the general public could work on if you don’t mind me commenting on. Firstly if a sign says "please turn mobile phones off" TURN YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF, Secondly if the sign says "Sit and wait to be seen" you sit and wait! Don’t try and plead to the girls behind the desk that your son’s burn is more important then 6 other people’s problems, yes we know he is in pain. SO IS EVERYONE waiting that’s why we are their love.... Sundays suck, so do Giant bike pedals.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Trippin Balls

I spend alot of time on this site :
Heres an article that made me laff


It was the All Tomorrow’s Parties when the Yeah Yeah Yeahs played and I remember being really into the fact that I’d spent all of my wages that month on cocaine, ecstasy and the ATP rent. On day two I was pretty wired and pilled out of my mind and so I was more than happy when I attracted the attention of a young American lady who, it seemed, was up for doing some hugging and kissing in the toilets. She also had a Smint dispenser full of ecstasy.

I get shivers thinking about this but as I took her into the men’s toilets the toilet attendant told me: “Better you than me, mate.”

I don’t know what possessed me, but about a minute into groping the girl, I decided that at that point, I must absolutely, totally, take a shit. So I excused myself, pulled my pants down and started taking this amazing, long, ecstasy-enhanced defecation, my face all red, sweating, and holding the girl’s hand while she stood there doing more bumps of cocaine.

She started to get a bit freaked out when I told her I wanted to stay there taking a dump and would it be okay if I played with myself while she rubbed her tits. Sadly this was too much for the poor girl and she told me, “You’ve gone too far!” and stormed out. I stayed there for the next three hours, trying to figure out how to leave.

I eventually left and can’t really remember the next bit apart from the fact my friends found me hugging an alligator ride for children in the arcades. Apparently I’d been asking it for directions to my house, back in London.

HAHA fucked up.

btw this band my step sister told me about called The Gaslight Anthem are dandyyyyy =]

Fail at being subtle

To start of with tonight I'd like to say that i just went for a run and I'm feeling rather brilliant. Even though all my friends are going out tonight and I'm stuck under the watch of my father ( dont take that the wrong way, i didn't mean it like your thinking), I have not a care in the world. Holidays are in less than a week and the count down begins.

This week two things have happened to me that are so incedibly embarassing, I don't know why I still show my face out in public. Not really, I think thats getting a bit dramatic.

Number 1. Location : AC Dinner Dance. I have the sudden urge to get up on stage with shannon and dance to lady gaga. To look down and notice my dress has fallen underneath my bra and I look like trashh! Yes I did just laugh and keep on dancing, but on the inside I was pretty much ready to commit.

Number 2. Location: Angelo Street , South Perth. Mitch is trying to teach me how to ride a fixie bike, I'm going pretty well riding around on canning highway, thinking I'm pretty dope,with a car of guys yelling out "Fuck you bitch " to us. I'm really well liked on the streets. Anyway, I get to Angelo street out the front of re opened ezi-way and stack it into the pile of pot plants with my leg hitched between the bike and the ground. Bit of a FML moment as the water started pouring out of the pot plants seeping into my shorts and the whole street looking at me.

Enough about me, whats happening with you?, I don't really care that much because I'm to busy talking about myself and snapping at everyone. I bet this will lead to me getting dumped, me no longer going out ( who am i kidding, its a saturday night and I'm at home about to watch Lesbian Vampire Killers) I had a right to snap though, standing up for myself and the mis treatment in this world. I've realised that in my little cloud of happiness, I only get used when the other person has nothing else to do, so now I don't know what to do...

On a lighter note, Today i discoverd that Coca Cola has come up with something brilliant to sell there coke, really thinking about there target audience. Fat people. They have created coke bottles that have grips at the bottom for the people that love coke the most! With their sweaty palms so it's easier to hold. Good thinking Coca Cola, you've won me over!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I Can Take Alot

But this is just fucked.


For the first time in a while I actually was sick from watching such a thing, I mean I see weird shit day in day out that circles the net but this made me sick for a while.........

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Fast fact.

The jumping of tall fences under the influence can and will normally lead to swollen wrists as big as watermelons.


Friday, September 11, 2009

What Do "Lads" Do On A Friday?

Drink 2 slabs of UDLS, run across freeways throwing shit at trains, Steal their rents WRX's and going 100 in a 30 school zone with 8 people in a 4 seat car, Fall alseep watching 2 girls fight over who gets to fuck Vigor and wake up to Coles Cheese Supreme Corn Chips being smered all over the floor.

Dec also tryed to fight two 24 year olds.....he got stomped.

My my my.

Lil Wayne Can Suck My Dick

I feel so good after i kill a mosquito.
There were a few things discovered today that all made my day some what exciting to the last.

Number One. I went to the moon and ordered a banana coke sounding a little over excited at the thought of its existence. The guy that looked kind of like an albino ( in a hot way) wasn't as thrilled as I was. But whatever, it was good, but kind of just banana syrup under coke.

Number Two. There is a third gender called Fafa ! Or Fa' afafine, im not sure, its short for Fafa though . I watched this video on triple j of this female who had the spirit of a male but the sensitivity of a female. She was fit enough to build a house yet could easily do fine things such as sewing. How amazing, she looked like a normal woman ( kind of).
listen to this its a laff when she starts talking about who they fuck.

Number Three. People who hang out the front of Mcdonalds on a friday night in the city are DARDEEZ... Yeah... One guy was that cool that he stole the eftpos machine at the maccas place, then offered it to liv and myself telling us that we can sell people pills with it. Stupid thing to say as number 1. the eftpos machine will not work leaving pingaaaaa with 1 and az with 0 and 2. Lol at the thought of me selling pills. hahaha oh funny, you probs dont know me, its funny though.

Number Four. There are so many more cooler/better/smarter/well dressed people in the world than me. But I'm pretty great and just talking shit cos im quite bored at home on a friday and need some attention as today i've been ignored more than once!

Bye Loverz
xox az

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Little Thing,

This is Cudi's new album (man on the moon: the end of day.)I don't really listen to much of him nor this kind of radio compliant genre, but never the less this is his first album and i must say I actually didn't mind it.


But yes OB4CL2 has taken the cake for album of the year, i know this....

I Love Butch Women

So this morning I was strolling along, walking to my bus stop when I reach the middle of the road and politely stop for the two bike riders passing by. As the bike riders came closer I noticed these people of the past, some adults of whom are not too fond of me. After looking away pretending I did not notice, the woman says to her husband and i quote:
"Should of run her overrrr"

OW, Not as subtle as myself but hey I get the idea, the woman still hates me because I drew penis's all over her sons diary.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Ow god.

Girls are in attack.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

Bday Bash

We party hard......
  • Butter scotch schnapps
  • KfC family feasts
  • Riverside- Sidney Sampson on repeat
  • 5 girls all with boyfriends being chatted up by the seedy boys (Platt) who tried to bring the party outside
  • Getting down on our knees and flicking our hair around like strippers
  • Dancing on tables/couches
  • Trying to talk people out of committing suicide
  • Crying and expressing our love for one another
  • Lightening up the mood with a bit of Blink 182
  • Kissing each other on the forehead
  • Passing out and getting Jess's fingers stuck down my mouth
  • Watching skins series 3
  • Saving Relationships
  • Pushing the bed against the door so that Liv and Danica would fuck off
From these dot points I think you will understand that I enjoyed myself immensely.
Downfalls of the night would probably be the mood ruiners, nevertheless I wore blue tights.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

i kiss Vice Magazines feet

Im losing my mind.

I really am not one to be afraid nor live by the myths and theories that surround day to day life, but I was rudely shocked as I found myself come face to face with a mysterious "black cat" today. All I sore at first was a quite old allyway that iv walked down a million times on my way home from school. Just this time a black cat was sitting dead on in the middle. Somewhat intrigued I started to think about all of the what I personally think is complete and utter crap which is "the bad luck black cat." As I thought nothing of it I smoothly walked past without any harm as it just lay there taking in the afternoon sun. I continued on my way home laughing at the idea of the "bad luck black cat" where it was only until that moment when I found myself walking straight into the road of a oncoming road cyclist where then I found myself flat on my ass and a angry road cyclist flat on his face. In all of the mixed of what had happened in a matter of minuets I now have come to relies not to fuck with black pussy.